Ash Saves Obama!
Welcome back to Collector’s Corner with MVP, my lovely Mutants! This week we have one of the strangest horror themed items to ever grace the land of eBay as well as a can’t miss lot of comics that will fill every deadite’s needs! In case you can’t figure it out from the pictures – we’ve found an auction for a collection of Army of Darkness comics, a sphere replica from Phantasm and the one, the only PSYCHO BIGFOOT MONSTER TRUCK!!!
(Check out the full listing after the leap!)
PSYCHO BIGFOOT MONSTER TRUCK!!! (ALL CAPS!!!)
Now I can’t begin to fathom how something called the Psycho Bigfoot Monster Truck came into existance – but I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that meeting.
“You know with the upcoming remake of Hitchcock’s classic slasher film we’re going to have a chance to reach an entirely new untapped market of monster truck fans.”
“What are you saying?”
“Four words. Psycho. Bigfoot. Monster. Truck. This will break us into the southern market faster than Lee could surrender to Grant at Appomattox. Rednecks love NASCAR, scary movies and monster trucks. It’s a lock! Wait til they get a load of . . . the Psycho Bigfoot Monster Truck. It’s a Ford – of course.”
Now this Psyscho Bigfoot Monster Truck can be yours for the low low price of $12.50 plus $11 shipping. You don’t have to be a Six Million Dollar Man to afford this one! Snatch it up now – before those Monster Truck and Psycho enthusiests discover it! Check out the listing by clicking here.
Phantasm Sphere replica. Do not swim for thirty minutes after using.
Next we have avery cool replica of the Tall Man’s evil spheres from Phantasm. This is not an official Phantasm product but it is officially AWESOME! What better way to surprise your friends than by swinging a Phantasm sphere on a string right at their shocked faces! To make it even better – it’s dangerous as hell with jagged blades and a drill on the end. This will be sure to drive up the local depend undergarment usage this Halloween! Bid now and kill your friends later! Click here.
Army of Darkness comics.
Listen up you primitive screw heads, last but not least, we have an awesome set of Evil Dead related Army of Darkness comics from Dynamtie Comics. Horror fans and comic readers will know that Dynamite’s Army of Darkness comics have been some of the most entertaining and consistent crossover comics in years. The series often does an excellent job at capturing the zany feel of the Evil Dead movies and this set should be no exception as it includes the ultra rare Ash Saves Obama crossover and the Shop Til You Drop one shot. This is easily a $60 set of comics – and the bidding starts at $.99! Hey, She-Bitch, bid now by clicking here!
